I am special
Hey Vassar peeps (if you're still reading this), did you get Fran's letter asking to contribute to the annual fund? I thought it was pretty funny, mainly this part:
"I feel a special bond to your class and all of those classes that graduated in the past two decades, [...]"
Hm, let's see, Fran, about 600 people per class, times 20, that makes about 12000 of us that you have a special bond to? Wow. That's a lot of special bonds. Your Friendster friends file must be huge!
I think I feel about as special as I did when we received our 'special' graduation gifts from Frannie. Remember? Those weird address book thingies?!
I mean, please, Professor Ferguson, couldn't we have been a little less trite in hitting me up for money?
"I feel a special bond to your class and all of those classes that graduated in the past two decades, [...]"
Hm, let's see, Fran, about 600 people per class, times 20, that makes about 12000 of us that you have a special bond to? Wow. That's a lot of special bonds. Your Friendster friends file must be huge!
I think I feel about as special as I did when we received our 'special' graduation gifts from Frannie. Remember? Those weird address book thingies?!
I mean, please, Professor Ferguson, couldn't we have been a little less trite in hitting me up for money?
posted by Ness @ 4:23 PM
5 Comments:
At 11:32 PM ,
Jerry said...
We're still reading!
You know, I wondered how they were hitting us up this time, I had no idea Fran was calling on our "special" bond!
Hope you are doing well!
Love,
JP
At 4:02 PM ,
Ness said...
Jerr, are you going to Sarah's wedding too?!?!
At 5:52 AM ,
Jerry said...
I sure am, are you going???
At 9:23 AM ,
Ness said...
Yup!
Can't wait to see you!
At 3:27 AM ,
Kate said...
"special bond" just sounds dirty...but that may only be because i am reading chapters of my brother's new book.
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