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Monday, June 04, 2007

Talking dirty

I finally bought some curtains and overcame my fear of the power drill and put up those curtains...but it took me all night for one window. So I needed a break and took the slut test:

'Cupid

I'm not sure this is accurate. Maybe this is because I didn't quite know how to answer this question:

Do you like dirty language* in bed?
Yes
No


*Technically, German is a dirty language, but we're referring to sexual conduct.

I do like dirty language in bed, but I don't like German in bed. It's icky.

Ok, I'm sure y'all wanted to know that. Too bad. Now you know.

posted by Ness @ 5:52 AM  

7 Comments:

  • At 4:55 PM , Blogger pughd said...

    What's wrong with dirty Germans in bed?

     

  • At 5:58 PM , Blogger Ness said...

    Nothing, I suppose, since I am one ;-) I just don't like speaking German there. It gives me hives.

     

  • At 6:24 AM , Blogger rebar said...

    Any special connection between use of the power drill and taking the slut test or just an interesting coincidence?

    Also isn't there a conceptual problem because we don't know the value of 'slut?'

    I mean, 58% slut would be one thing assuming a relative low value of 'slut' but another thing altogether, assuming a high value?

     

  • At 6:27 AM , Blogger rebar said...

    I certainly agree with regard to German speaking in bed. That would go under the category of

    "Things that make you go, 'Ughhhh.'"

     

  • At 5:45 PM , Blogger Ness said...

    Just an interesting coincidence, Mr. Freud. :-P

    Also, I think the test measures "sluttiness" based on a predetermined set of criteria. Technically, one could be a bona fide 100% slut. No value judgment necessary.

     

  • At 6:49 PM , Blogger pughd said...

    So it's really more a relative percentile than an absolute value.

    Makes you wonder who out there sets the curve...

     

  • At 12:23 AM , Blogger rebar said...

    I'm not talking about a value _judgment_,rather, an assigned value for the purpose of statistical analysis. In other words, we don't know how slutty 58% actually is unless we know the value of slutty. It's been a long time since I took statistics so maybe i have it wrong.

     

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