Telling it like it is

"Ah, Scotland! The Moors, the Braes, the Fried Pizza" (NYTimes)

In case you didn't believe me that french fries are considered a vegetable here and are thus served along-side things like spaghetti (a recent school lunch here was fish fingers, french fries and macaroni), here's proof:

http://nytimes.com/2004/12/07/international/europe/07scotland.html?hp

And you thought it was bad when they said ketchup was a vegetable!