Classified fun

Two recent gems from the classifieds of a major Berlin newspaper. I swear, I'm not making it up!

Massage Parlors
Phuket: New team! Phone XXXXX

Miscellany
I, Sunilkumar Puttegowda, son of GT Puttegowda, resident at X address, and of Sri Devi Nilaya, resident at Y address, have changed my name from Sunilkumar Puttegowda to P. Sunilkumar Gowda in front of the special magistrate of Bangalore. Please make a note of this.