Ho-ing it up, German style

Thanks to Emerson-the-bearded, I have found a new source of income:

"rentagerman.de offers a wide range of Germans for your personal and social needs.

You can select the German of your choice for an exclusive lifetime experience:
Imagine to appear with your German at parties, family events, or just hang out with them at the local shopping center.

No matter, wich occasion you choose, you can surely impress your environment by presenting an original German."

Now, people, I'm going to sign myself up for this, and I want you to seriously consider the possibility. Finally, here's the gift for the person who has everything! I mean, 800 euros ($1000) for a German day at home, complete with a German meal and a discussion of politics, that's a bargain! And who wouldn't want a surprise weekend with a German? And I get 40% of the fee!

No worries, I'll still hang out with you guys for free ;-)

CLASSIFIEDS:

Happy Birthday to Jerry and congratulations on finding a new job (a few weeks ago) (sorry, I had to make sure a word like 'ho' appears in the subject line of my birthday message to you)

Thanks to Susanne for introducing me to her friend in Berlin -I finally had my first normal night out in ages!

Sorry to Scott for missing our phone appointment as a result. I love you very much.